hesitence:

people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues

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sagihairius:

one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year

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■ omg;  
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loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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whitegirlhemmo:

youcancalllmekat:

banging-ashtons:

When in doubt, peace and pout.

WHITE GIRL SELFIEEEEE

and my url makes sense once again

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■ 5sos;  

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

image

this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

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■ Disney;  

juztgurlythingz:

http://ifyouresosmart.tumblr.com/ submitted

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■ yes;  

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!

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