people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.
It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.
When in doubt, peace and pout.
WHITE GIRL SELFIEEEEE
and my url makes sense once again
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
little blood orange riding hood
DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND
Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.
thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!